As effective as stockpiling toilet paper ahead of (or during) a pandemic

Summary: The sorts of things people would put up with because they're told those things "protect" them (even when they clearly do not; contact-tracing is extremely ineffective at the current scale)

OUR DATA all ours

Your data is ours, too We know where you go We can see when you poo

There's nothing to hide Because COVID we fight Privacy is not a right Confidentially is a blight

Hold on tight We've got on you in sight Wearing a mask you might But the phone exposes your ID alright

The pandemic is a killer A silent old killer Surveillance is a blessing Spies are the new healer

Smile at the camera We know who you are We know you you met We know when you poo ⬆