Summary: On goes the UPC symphony, as the Unified Patent Court (UPC) is almost here, always coming "real soon!"

UP on a hill There is a new bill The lawyers are shrill Confident they feel

This is the year! This is the time! This is the moment!

Oh, wait What is that? Again it goes splat No worry, coming next year!

A year passes Constitutional bypasses Misled politicians Recruited for missions

Courts get in the way For that they will pay How dare they say UPC is not OK

Lobbying redirected Lambrecht erected No need to get elected The coup is enacted

Constitutions in shreds Embarrassing the Feds Joyous the Reds Complainants emerged

UPC is coming If not now Then next year And if not next year Then the year after that Or the year after next year Or the year after next next year Or next next next next year

It's coming Honest! ⬆