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The Annual EPO/EUIPO Ritual of Lying to the European Public

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Summary: The EPO/EUIPO 'nepotism club' is still issuing ridiculous and misleading press releases about so-called 'studies' (seeding consent for their own existence), in the process manipulating corruptible publishers ("media") which mindlessly amplifies that propaganda

IT IS hardly shocking that the corrupt EPO management (corruption peaked with Benoît Battistelli and his appointee, António Campinos) is being defended by lots and lots of lies, coupled with censorship of those who tell the truth (sites like ours are still blocked by the EPO... for over six years now!).



The EPO's corruption has generally spread to EUIPO and pretty much every year they issue joint propaganda pieces. This is what they published this morning: "A new [sic] study released today by the European Patent Office (EPO) and the European Union Intellectual Property Office (EUIPO) shows that companies which own at least one patent, registered design or trade mark generate on average 20% higher revenues per employee than companies which do not own any of those intellectual property rights (IPRs). Moreover, these IPR-owning companies were found to be paying 19% higher wages on average than other companies."

"The fallacy here has long been demonstrated with an analogy; imagine them claiming that companies with on-site lavatories are doing well and therefore going to the toilet quite a lot is a recipe to "success" of a business."This is just more of the same old propaganda. It's nothing new and we wrote rebuttals to this kind of propaganda about a dozen times over the years. This latest (truly shameless) propaganda is, in short, a gross and deliberate distortion. It reverses cause and effect. Reality: rich companies hoard protectionism by paying corrupt institutions like WIPO/EPO/EUIPO (which in turn claim that this protectionism is what made them rich in the first place). The fallacy here has long been demonstrated with an analogy; imagine them claiming that companies with on-site lavatories are doing well and therefore going to the toilet quite a lot is a recipe to "success" of a business. What a shit argument, right? Well, that's just what the EPO/EUIPO (many overlaps exist now) propagandists are doing. They're just very full of shit.

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