If Lewis Carroll's Humpty Dumpty had ever managed to visit the bizarre "Wonderland" of the EPO he might have been tempted to formulate a new riddle along the lines of: "When is a conflict of interest not a conflict of interest?"
"To begin with there is Microsoft's chequered history of data protection infractions, anti-trust violations and US FCPA investigations."The answer, it seems, is: "When it involves the EPO".
At any rate, this kind of paradoxical "logic" fits the bill when it comes to the EPO's increasing reliance on Microsoft as a provider of IT products and services.
The casual observer looking at the situation from the outside might reasonably conclude that there are a whole host of legitimate concerns including strong indications of an irreconcilable conflict of interest.
To begin with there is Microsoft's chequered history of data protection infractions, anti-trust violations and US FCPA investigations.
But even if one were inclined to ignore all that, there is a more fundamental problem.
To put it in a nutshell: due to the company's position as a significant player in the global IP arena, Microsoft's role as a key IT provider to the EPO seems to be tainted by an inherent conflict of interest.
The situation might not be so precarious if Microsoft was simply a purveyor of computing hardware or a vendor of client-end data processing software for on-site data processing under the control of the EPO.
But the company's role at the EPO has now expanded far beyond that to the provision of cloud-based data processing services, including the processing of much if not all of the EPO's internal communications via Outlook, Microsoft Teams and Skype for Business.
What we have here could be described in simple terms as the large-scale export of operational data, including internal e-mail and video-conferencing communications, from the EPO to an external data processing infrastructure owned by and operated under the control of Microsoft.
It doesn't need an MBA from the Harvard Business School to realise that placing such sensitive internal operational data directly into the hands of a significant player in the global IP arena is a highly questionable undertaking.
Based on its track record to date, EPO management will undoubtedly defend its actions by arguing that Microsoft can be trusted to "do the right thing".
Microsoft will undoubtedly "do the right thing". The only question here is "the right thing for whom?"
Remember that we are talking here about a private for-profit business corporation with a well-documented track record of engaging in anti-competitive practices and other ethically dubious activities. Can any sane person be realistically expected to trust a company with such an egregious track record of data protection infractions, anti-trust violations and US FCPA investigations?
There should be more than enough warning signs here to set off alarm bells in the competent centres of oversight and governance. However, going by Steve Rowan's recent communiqué, nobody in the upper echelons of EPO management seems to be particularly worried.
Unfortunately, past experience over the last decade and a half has shown that the EPO doesn't deal with conflict-of-interest situations very well.
The rot seems to have really set in (for good) back in 2009 when the Administrative Council voted to appoint its then Chairman, Battistelli, as the executive head of the Office. At the time in question, Battistelli was an elected representative for a political party in France, which should have automatically disqualified him from holding such a position in an international organisation. But the Administrative Council remained oblivious to this glaring conflict of interest.
According to the internal EPO rumour mill, Battistelli had his successor as Chair of the Administrative Council, the Danish delegate Jesper Kongstad, quite literally "in his pocket". Kongstad reportedly received a secret "emolument" from Battsitelli's HR department in the form of the equivalent of an EPO principal director's salary -- a generous monthly tax-free sum of five-figure proportions.
One of Battistelli's first moves as President of the Office was to procure the abolition of the independent Audit Committee which reported directly to the Administrative Council.
It's highly ironic that one of the intended functions of the Audit Committee was to advise the Administrative Council about potential conflicts of interest. Now that it has been disbanded, there is no longer anybody around to warn the Council.
Given this background, it's not really surprising that the increasing reliance of the EPO on Microsoft as an IT provider hasn't generated any visible concern in the ranks of the organisation's senior management and governance bodies.
Did "foreign corrupt practices" play a role in the award of EPO contracts to Microsoft? The opacity of the tendering process makes it difficult to give an answer to such questions.
The EPO is plagued by an entrenched culture of opacity and non-accountability which makes a credible investigation into suspected irregularities almost impossible