[Humour] European Pandemic Office

Dr. Roy Schestowitz

2020-06-12 11:24:43 UTC
Modified: 2020-06-12 11:24:43 UTC

Side Chic: Tell me about that time you granted a patent from the toilet seat, well, I don't wanna brag... But I was like, this patent application is shit... But my managers are also shit and want 'production'... Well, at least those shitty patents pay our mortgage

Summary: Now that this thing called "EPO" is a collective of apartments/homes with kids occasionally running around (and unbearable workload unabated) we cannot expect the quality of the work to be high, can we? We shall see how many of these patents the courts will flush down the toilet over the next two decades...

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