Microsoft's Slog Becomes a Song

Dr. Roy Schestowitz

2009-11-13 22:13:44 UTC
Modified: 2009-11-13 22:13:44 UTC

Summary: Microsoft's illegal strategy now in audio

A Boycott Novell regular, Marti van Lin, has created the following track whose lyrics are Microsoft evangelism documents, as he describes in his blog. The track is playable below (requires browser support for the <audio> element). ⬆

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