[Meme] Satya Nadella's Windows PC RECALLS Not What He Did

posted by Roy Schestowitz on Jun 16, 2024

Your honour, Satya's dog ate his 'Recall' files; Nothing that I did was illegal

Satya got lucky. Microsoft made a special "Edition" of Windows for him.

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