Video Humour: Ted Haeger (of Novell) Pulling a Ballmer

Dr. Roy Schestowitz

2007-05-07 07:33:57 UTC
Modified: 2007-05-07 07:33:57 UTC

Here is Ted Haeger at Brainshare 2007.

Ted happens to have left the company around that time. Nobody does it better, however, than Microsoft's CEO (shown below).

Comments

video humour

2007-07-31 20:35:01

tres bon Palmer.

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