A Poem to Microsoft
- Dr. Roy Schestowitz
- 2020-05-19 02:33:43 UTC
- Modified: 2020-05-19 02:33:43 UTC
YOU told us you loved us
But forth came the lawsuits
You promised you would change
And all you changed was the CEO (suits)
You told us you loved us
You then bought GitHub
You said it proved you loved "Open Source"
But actually it was a proprietary sub
You told us you loved us
I thought you did
Then you phoned my boss
So I knew you hadn't, indeed
You said you had changed
But then you killed Novell, Yahoo, Nokia...
You said you were trying to help them
But who would ever trust ya?
You said Linus was rude
You called Richard radical
Unlike your pseudo-mascot
Who flew the Lolita Express, what a rascal!
Your critics all live in some basement, you told us
Pimple-faced, basement-dwelling stinkin' conspiracy nuts
What is their theory exactly
Is their main weakness just having some guts?
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"Bill Gates cites copyright enforcement to justify Chinese censorship. Microsoft executives used to call us communists, but they are now clearly revealed as the ones who support communist-style dictatorship."
--Richard Stallman