Act More 'Professional' to Appease Mobs
- Dr. Roy Schestowitz
- 2021-05-09 08:32:04 UTC
- Modified: 2021-05-09 08:32:04 UTC
Treating geeks like they're some sort of aliens
Conformism
Summary: We should all think alike, dress alike, and like everybody (especially the business overlords)
SHAVE off the beard
It's looking kind of weird
Put away that red shirt
Never wear a skirt
Shampoo every day
That's the only way
"Put away that red shirt"Smile to the camera
Facebook will retain this for an era
Don't interrupt speakers
When he or she bickers
Don't mention politics
That might offend some heretics ⬆
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