Summary: ZDNet wins Techrights award for best tech tabloid; hilarity guaranteed every single day

REDMOND is reeling

Whilst Larry is chilling It's another day for ad tech billing

Catalin has found And to FUD he is bound To make a "Linux" mountain out of a mound

Mary, oh bloody ol' Mary The real news she can bury Come on, Mary, why won't you hurry

Steven of Linux Or "Microsoft loves Linux" Amplify Linux Foundation PR Not community smallpox

Jason, come landing From Microsoft to a Linux Foundation wedding Your brother makes our best trollish headings

We all come together We all love thy Bill He pays the bills, after all Who else will?

You can't be trolling if a salary you receive If Microsoft isn't paying, who else will give?

Gotta pay the mortgage, gotta spread dem lies We sell the space to Microsoft, or whoever else buys ⬆