[Meme] [Satire] A Toast to the UPC

Dr. Roy Schestowitz

2021-10-29 17:18:51 UTC
Modified: 2021-10-29 17:18:51 UTC

Wine Summary: UPC is always happening "next year" (since 2014 at least)

THE Unified Patent Crock

Where trials are only "mock"

Unitary patent dreams The prospect slowly dims

Fake it till you make it The emperor is naked

The rule of law discarded Constitutional courts bombarded

Margot in retirement Without a single compliment

The Office is in shambles But António Campinos rambles

IAM is ecstatic Like every litigation fanatic

Fake news abundant Though Ramsay is redundant

Battistelli Ramsay Software patents denied Courts push back the tide

Invalid Patent (IP) galore 3 million EPs to explore

Give us more and more The law we will ignore ⬆

Brittany Day Can Rest and Let Microsoft/Chatbots Write Fake 'Articles' About "Linux" This Christmas: Who said people don't work on Christmas? Chatbots or plagiarism-as-a-service work 24/7, every day of the year except during Microsoft downtimes
Links 25/12/2024: Fentanylware (TikTok) Scams and "Zelle Scams Lead to $870M Loss": Links for the day
Links 25/12/2024: Windows TCO Brought to SSH, Terence Eden 'Retires': Links for the day
Gemini Links 25/12/2024: Reality Bites and Gopher Thanks: Links for the day
Links 25/12/2024: Latest Report Front Microsoft Splinter Group, War Updates: Links for the day
Links 25/12/2024: Hong Kong Attacks Activists During Holidays, Xerox to Buy Lexmark: Links for the day
Over at Tux Machines...: GNU/Linux news for the past day
IRC Proceedings: Tuesday, December 24, 2024: IRC logs for Tuesday, December 24, 2024
Gemini Links 25/12/2024: Open Source Social and No Search: Links for the day
Brittany Day Connects Windows Ransomware to "Linux" Using Microsoft LLMs (FUD Galore, Zero Effort, No Accountability): FUD and misinformation made by Microsoft LLMs again?
Links 24/12/2024: Labour Strikes and TikTok Scrambling to Prop Up Radical Politicians That Would Protect TikTok: Links for the day
Where the Population is Controlled by Skinnerboxes Inside People's Pockets (or Purses): A very small fraction of mobile users practise or exercise freedom/control over the skinnerbox
[Meme] Coin-Operated Publishers (Gaming the Message, Buying the Narrative): Advertise (sponsor) to 'play'
Advertisers and Their Covert Impact on Publications' Output (or Writers' Topics of Choice, as Assigned or Approved by Editors): It cannot be trivially denied that sponsorship in the form of "advertising" impacts where publishers go (or don't go, won't go)
Terrible Year for Microsoft Windows in Cyprus: down from 86% to 72% since January
[Meme] How to Kill Unions (Staff on Shoestring Budget Cannot Afford Lawyers): What next for the EPO? "Gig economy"?
The EPO's Staff Union (SUEPO) Takes Legal Action to Rectify the Decrease in Wages (Lessening of Purchasing Power): here is what the union published
Gemini Links 24/12/2024: Deedum Gemini Client Gets Colour Support, Advent of Code 2024: Links for the day
Microsoft Windows Slides to New Lows in Colombia: Now Windows is at an all-time low
Over at Tux Machines...: GNU/Linux news for the past day
IRC Proceedings: Monday, December 23, 2024: IRC logs for Monday, December 23, 2024
A Strong and Positive Closing for the Year's Last Week: In a lot of ways this year was a good one for Free software
Feels Too Warm for Christmas: Christmas is here, no snow in sight
Links 23/12/2024: 'Negative Time' and US Arms Taiwan Again: Links for the day
Links 23/12/2024: The Book of Uncommon Beings, Squirrels, and Slop Ruining Workplaces: Links for the day
Links 23/12/2024: North Korean Death Toll in Russia at ~1,100, Oligarch Who Illegally Migrated/Stayed (Musk) Shuts Down US Government: Links for the day
The World's 'Richest Country' Chooses GNU/Linux: This has gone on for quite some time
Richard Stallman on Love: Richard Stallman's personal website includes a section that lists three essays on the subject of love
Apple's LLM Slop Told Us Luigi Mangione Had Shot Himself, BetaNews Used LLMs to Talk About a Dead Linus Torvalds: They can blame it on some bot
Microsoft, Give Me LLM Slop About "Linux" and "Santa", I Need Some Fake Article...: BetaNews is basically an LLM slop site
Over at Tux Machines...: GNU/Linux news for the past day
IRC Proceedings: Sunday, December 22, 2024: IRC logs for Sunday, December 22, 2024

[Meme] [Satire] A Toast to the UPC

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