[Meme] Getting a Promotion at Microsoft

Dr. Roy Schestowitz

2023-07-11 07:07:34 UTC
Modified: 2023-07-11 15:44:36 UTC

Calling Mr. Redmond, calling Mr. Redmond...

Summary: Microsoft has high demand for workers right now... professional liars on demand

Bonus: The fate of Sirius 'Open Source' was sealed when a pathological liar was appointed as CEO. Employees who are technical could not stand the lies.

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