Even the layoffs are "good news" and Microsoft will boast about them (or use marketing slant^* to sell more of its flailing shitGPT)

Summary: At Microsoft, even the layoffs will be advertised as shitGPT (it's all about sophistication, just like the MSN layoffs of 2020 when they told us editors would be replaced by "Hey Hi")

THE layoffs are huge Don't mind the scale Parrot "10,000" Pretend we don't fail

Month after month Wave after wave The layoffs add up About "AI" we rave

Temps are dismissed Contractors' non-renewal Permanents pink-slipped Teams and products die dual

The company shrinks Morale sinking rapidly Managers fleeing Messaging done carefully

XBox is down Market failure exposed Hubris of Activision Which antitrust deposed

Bing layoffs gushing Market is down Xbox layoffs too All over town

The debt is amassed Cover-up a must Will they notice? Will they notice? Keep spamming the media with shitGPT, shitGPT, shitGPT^**

Downtimes routine Brain drain obscene Xbox, Outlook, and Clown Security holes and bug doors Will they notice? Will they notice? Keep spamming the media with shitGPT, shitGPT, shitGPT ⬆ ____ ^* So far the rumour says they will tell us that the layoffs are just staff being replaced by ChatGPT, so be prepared for that spin again. It's a smokescreen, a distraction.

^** It would not be a believable lie for any tech-savvy people, but about 43% of the population knows nothing about tech and will fall for such a lie.