Older for Suckers
THE standards are old
Come on, be bold
Newer is better
Come on, what's the matter?
Buy the latest
Don't you know it's the greatest?
What are you, poor?
Come on, don't be a boor
Things that worked for 30 years must end
Your "nostalgic" mind we must somehow bend
Buy, buy, buy
To everything "old" we must collectively say goodbye █