Summary: An ode to Mr. Microsoft Rowan (no connection to Mr. Atkinson)

Lies sure embolden Rowan and Rogan Privacy abandoned To spite Mr. Snowden

EPO dishonest It's merely a contest Who can lie the most Immunity for the boldest

Everyone cheerful Examiners are gleeful Working Party said so To dispute that deemed sinful

Mainframe begone! Your job here is done "The clown" is the future No-bid procurement Microsoft has won

LinkedIn is tender Controlled by serial offender Microsoft on top But wait, it gets better

Data loss assured Warnings still ignored Iberian trademark gurus To Asia they outsourced

EPO the best With IAM the case can rest Strikes do not exist Not even a protest

Oh, Mr. Rowan, won't you see? Put aside that mug of tea Spiked with Kool-Aid Can't see me

Theranos is the model org Fake it like the b0rg UPC is A-OK All the way to the morgue ⬆