Bonum Certa Men Certa

An Ode to Google

Teaser ahead of tomorrow's publication, based on police FOIA

Google website



Summary: Surveillance giant Google deserves a little poem; tomorrow we'll have some interesting material to show about how Google works with and for law enforcement

THE garage grew bigger

It then became too small The credit cards were maxed So VCs played ball

The logo was changed A new mission crept A few years passed You became the Pentagon's pet

Do no evil Evil is the doodoo You tell us you're a public service But we can see what you do do

Android contains Linux So quiet we all keep GSoC pays some developers Their salary is like a tip

A genius of perception shaping The Web you keep extending Everything other than Chrome (or derivatives) Will eventually be ending

Urchin became Analytics Plus became a minus When surveillance doesn't pay It's put on eternal hiatus

Monopolies are good Truly a public utility If you don't believe it yet Just ask Bell and BT

The network is evolving Our packets you're absorbing What's invisible is "dark" We're all criminals and dogs as soon as we bark

Police likes to "Google it" Failing that, Google serves it on a DVD If you don't know what we mean Tomorrow thou shalt see

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