Summary: Ponzi puts his Nadella mask on; the biggest scam since Enron and the 2008 financial crisis?

THE Ponzi scheme afoot Shareholders we loot The system we reboot To tell the truth is moot

Everything is clown Clown computing is the game in town The finances may be down Let's rebrand before we drown

LinkedIn we reframe Layoffs and write-offs are a shame To Nokia we once came And the outcome was the same

Office is the clown Windows is the clown Don't you mope and frown Even when Teams are down

Azure has layoffs, sure Losses we ensure Clown is the future, hear us roar! Even when in reality it's cannibalisation and gore ⬆