Vista Phony 7 [sic] is a Disaster, Implies Microsoft
Dr. Roy Schestowitz
2010-12-09 11:40:40 UTC
Modified: 2010-12-09 11:40:40 UTC
Summary: Another "KIN" (just with a lot more marketing) is what Vista Phony 7 [sic] appears to be, implies a tight-lipped Microsoft
WHENEVER Microsoft releases a new product it quickly stuffs the channel and then brags about "sales" (to shops, not to customers). After the "KIN" disaster Microsoft was unable to stuff warehouses, so it never truly bragged about any numbers at all after it had released Vista Phony 7 [sic] to the tune of ~$500,000,000 in advertising. Well, guess what? Vista Phony 7 sales numbers appear to have been internally embargoed because Microsoft is dodging this question to which it certainly knows the answer. Watch the following new video (requires Adobe Trash [sic], sorry):
"When mentioning the client side," opines an associate, "it is essential to recite the list of other markets where Microsoft is negligible or a no-show. It is repetitive to do so, but it needs saying -- often."
"As LLM slop is foisted onto the WWW in place of knowledge and real content, it now gets ingested and processed by other LLMs, creating a sort of ouroboros of crap."
