Summary: They don't always lie to clients; but when they do, it's about the Unified Patent Court (UPC)

"NEXT YEAR" it will arrive

According to the beehive Team UPC's decades-long dive Failure after failure, but they still strive

SMEs rejoice! Lawyers have your voice! Working for the Big Boys Making lots of noise

Forgot Bergot Retired Margot What have we got? Patents for a bot

Get on DABUS Patent maximalism is us What's all that fuss? We shout, scream, and cuss

Brexit "old news" Workarounds we muse How can we lose? Supplying politicians with booze ⬆